The Batshit Crazy Bible isn’t your grandma’s Sunday School companion—unless grandma was into alien gods, divine temper tantrums, and weaponized foreskins.
Robert Ragnar, legal eagle turned armchair theologian, has done the unthinkable: read the Bible—every bloody verse of it—cover to cover. And now he’s here to report back, not with sermons or salvation, but with sharp wit, a raised eyebrow, and a healthy dose of historical side-eye.
This isn’t about mocking belief—it’s about exposing the bizarre, brutal, and baffling moments buried in the so-called Good Book. From talking snakes and genocidal floods to virgin births and resurrected zombies, Ragnar pulls no punches in dissecting scripture’s most unhinged episodes, dubbed “BC Moments” (no, not Before Christ—you’ll see). Interspersed with mind-bending interludes on lost translations, polytheistic editing, and possible alien interventions, The Batshit Crazy Bible is part history lesson, part satire, and all truth-is-stranger-than-fiction gold.
Perfect for skeptics, the curious, recovering Sunday Schoolers, and fans of Nick Cave or Von Däniken, this is your invitation to the ultimate biblical deep-dive—equal parts hilarious and horrifying. Whether you're a believer, a non-believer, or still deciding, prepare to question everything you thought you knew about the world’s best-selling book.
Crack it open. Just don’t blame us when you start quoting Leviticus at dinner parties.
“This book is a revelation!”
— Jesus ben Ananias
“I've never had so much fun or learned so much reading the Bible.”
— Richard Dorkins, scientist and author
“The Batshit Crazy Bible is a must-read for anyone decoding the mysteries of the Holy Book.”
— Ned Snowden, whistleblower of sacrosanct myths
“Ragnar has created a source of deep understanding and empathy for both the secular and the religious.”
— Pastor Rod Mountjoy, recently defrocked
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